Orgasm?!?!?!

So in my last post, I stated how I have never had an orgasm. Never. Ever. I feel somewhat sorry for the men who I have had sex with, because yes, I have faked about 90% of the time. Yes, there have been times where I was upfront with the guy, telling them that it just wasn't going to happen. But then, sometimes, they will try their damnedest to accomplish the impossible. At first it's quite nice, spectacular on occasion, but when they constantly keep repeating, "But I want to get you off....", there comes a point where their efforts start to look pathetic. So, I clench some muscles, build up a moan, and there you have it. A satisfied man who thinks he is God. So you may say that what I am doing is wrong, by not being honest. Now that there is where I disagree. See, I am the only one who knows I am faking, and that guys self esteem got a swift kick in the ass. So, where am I in the wrong?

Moving on, my grandmother has a savings account for me to go to college. I have done the math on that, you know, what's in the account for me to go to school. So is it wrong that today, when I went to get my check for school, I requested a little extra money for my books? Hey, I'm a broke college kid and shit costs money. It's not like I am spending my money on Farmville like some people, oh no oh no, I am just compulsively shopping like any other responsible twenty year old.

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